Monty Python - Find your grail
Tekst :
[Lady of the Lake]
If you trust in your song
Keep your eyes on the goal
Then the prize you won t fail
That s your grail
That s your grail
So be strong
Keep right on
To the end of your song
Do not fail
Find your grail
Find your grail
Find your grail
Life is really up to you
You must choose what to pursue ohh yeeeah
Set your mind on what to find
And there s nothin you can t doooo
So keep right to the end
You ll find your goal my friend
You won t fail
Find your grail
Find your grai-a-a-a-ail
Find your grail
[Company]
Find your grail
Find your grail
[Arthur]
When your life
Seems dejeffed
When we all need a lift
Tell yourself you won t fail
Find your grail
Find your grail
Life is really up to you
You must choose what to pursue
Set your mind on what to find
[Lady of the Lake]
And there s nothin you can t do
You can t do
Dooooo!!
[Company]
So keep right (so keep right) to the end (to the end)
You ll find your goal my friend
Find your grail!
You won t fail
Find your grail
Find your grail
Find your grail!!
[Lady of the Lake]
Ohhhh
You ll find it!
You ll find it!
YEEEEAH!
You gotta keep on
Goin round!
Goin round!
Cause I know
YEEEEEEAAAH!
Monty Python - Bells
Tekst :
Man: I wish those bloody bells would stop.
Wife: Oh, it s quite nice dear, it s Sunday, it s the church.
Man: What about us atheists? Why should we ave to listen to that sectarian turmoil?
Wife: You re a lapsed atheist, dear.
Man: The principle s the same. Bleeding C-of-E. The Mohmedans don t come round here wavin bells at us! We don t get Buddhists playing bagpipes in our bathroom! Or Hindus harmonizing in the hall! The Shintuists don t come here shattering sheet glass in the shithouse, shouting slogans...
Wife: All right, don t practice your alliteration on me.
Man: Anyway, when I get my membership card and blazer badge back from the League of Agnostics, I shall urge the executive to lodge a protest against that religious racket! Pass the butter knife!
Wife: WHAT??
Man: PASS THE BUTTER KNIFE!! THANK YOU! IF ONLY WE HAD SOME KIND OF MISSILE!
Wife: OLD ON, I LL CLOSE THE WINDOW.
(Sound: Window closing, bells get faint, but are still there)
Man: If only we had some kind of missile, we could take the steam out of those bells.
Wife: Well, you could always use the number 14-St. Joseph-the-somewhat- divine-on-the-hill ballistic missile. It s in the attic.
Man: What ballistic missile would this be, then?
(Sound: Bells begin to get increasingly louder)
Wife: I made it for you, it s your birthday present!
Man: Just what I wanted, ow nice of you to remember, my pet. EAR!
Wife: WHAT?
Man: THOSE BELLS ARE GETTING LOUDER!
Wife: WHAT?
Man: THOSE BELLS ARE GETTING LOUDER!!
Wife: THE BELLS ARE GETTING LOUDER! OOOH, LOOK!
Man: WHAT?
Wife: THE CHURCH, IT S GETTING CLOSER! ITS COMING DOWN THE ILL!
Man: WHAT A LIBERTY!
Wife: IT S TURNING INTO OUR LANE!
Man: STRAIGHT THROUGH THE LIGHTS, OF COURSE.
Wife: TYPICAL, YOU BETTER GO PUT IT OUT OF IT S MISERY.
Man: WHERE S THIS MISSILE, THEN?
Wife: IT S IN THE AIRING CUPBOARD. PRESS THE BUTTON MARKED CHURCH!
Man: OW DO I AIM IT?
Wife: IT AUTOMATICALLY HOMES IN ON THE NEAREST PLACE OF WORSHIP!
Man: THAT S ST. MARKS!
Wife: IT ISN T NOW, LOOK!! OH, ITS OP NING THE GATE.
Man: WHAT? USE THE MEGAPHONE!
Wife: IT S OP NING THE GATE!!
Man: I LL POP UP THE AIRING CUPBOARD.
Wife: HURRY UP, ITS TRAMPLING OVER THE AZALIAS!
(Sound: Missle launch, explosion, bells diminish)
Man: Did I it it?
Wife: Yes, right up the aisle.
Man: Well I ve always said, There s nothing an agnostic can t do if he really doesn t know whether he believes in anything or not
Monty Python - Every sperm is sacred
Tekst :
There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists
There are Hindus, and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed but
I ve never been one of them.
I m a Roman Catholic
And have been since before I were born
And the one thing they say about Catholics is
They ll take you as soon as you re warm
You don t have to be a six footer
You don t have to have a great brain
You don t have to have any clothes on
You re a Catholic the moment Dad came
Because
Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate
Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground
God shall make them pay
For each sperm that can t be found
Every sperm is wanted
Every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed
In your neighborhood
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon
Spill theirs just anywhere
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care
Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate
Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed
In your neighborhood
Every sperm is useful
Every sperm is fine
God needs everybody s
Mine, and mine, and mine
Let the pagans spill theirs
O er mountain, hill and plain
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that s spilt in vain
Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed
In your neighborhood
Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate
Inne utwory
Losowe utwory
Chorus:
It s a sad day in Floyd county Mr.Jones
Yeah the grief is strong for the man that s gone
And at the grave his woman cries and she moans
Cause it s a sad day in Floyd county Mr.Jones
The six...
I don t care
If your beautiful lips
Exist out there
Because I m wonderless
Why the best can t make it in Hollywood
No more
It s like a long drag taken
Before the smoke hits the white sky
Like the birds at night
And it s fake just like the movies
Oh yeah
And I can t wait
Just to...
Got a tip for a lifetime
Doesn´t seem good to me
I don´t wanna change my life
Rollin´ off don´t take it too easy
Time is runnin´ fast
You can´t control yourself, livin´ in the past
Someone´s standing outside the line
Nobody cares...
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want to be with me
So why don t you stop beating around the bush
and come and give it to me
Derek we can make beautiful music together
if you only stop resisting the only woman that you really want
and its not wifeyMekhi -...
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