Monty Python - Act II finale

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Arthur:
Lady, will you marry me?

Lady:
I thought you d never ask.

Scene changes to the Vegas Drive-Up Wedding Chapel
and the Girls enter in short Wedding Dresses.

Girls:
We are not yet wed
And we re nearly at the end
It is time that we
Went and found a friend
Is there someone who
Can help us in out quest?
We re already dressed
Although we re not yet wed.

Enter the boys with top hats and tails.

Men:
We are not yet dead
That’s the best thing to be said
We are not yet dead
So we might as well get wed
Could it be much worse
Is marriage such a curse?
Might as well get married
Cos we are not yet wed

Wedding Match.
Enter Lancelot and Herbert married. In great fasions.

Herbert:
So you see it’s all a show, happy ending and all
And that just makes me want to sing…

They all look for Father but he doesn’t come on so Herbert starts to sing…

Herbert:
When you’re lost
On life’s trail
And you feel doomed to fail
Do not fail
Find Your Male
Find Your Male
That’s your Grail

Lance:
Just think Herbert, in a thousand years time this will still be controversial.

Enter Robin, suitably dressed in white tie and tails.

Robin:
And I too have found my grail.

Ensemble:
What’s that?

Robin:
Musical Theatre!
(singing)

Robin:
You can sing
You can dance
And you won’t soil your pants
In your white tie and tail
Find your Grail
Find your Grail

Chorus:
Hallelujah a Broadway wedding!

Enter Arthur and Guinevere married. Guinevere is in a gorgeous wedding gown.

Arthur and Guinevere:
So be strong

Chorus:
Here comes the bride

A&G:
Keep right on.

Chorus:
Here comes the groom

A&G:
To the end of your song

Chorus:
Hallelujah

Guinevere:
Do not fail
Find your Male

Arthur:
Dressed in ‘mail’
Find your Grail

Chorus:
Sing Hallelujah they’ve found their grail.

Arthur:
Life is really up to you
You must choose what to pursue

Chorus:
A Broadway wedding

Guinevere:
Set your mind on what to find
And there’s nothing you can’t do

All:
Go and find your grail

Arthur and Guinevere:
So keep right to the end
You’ll find your goal my friend

Chorus:
Find you friend!

All:
Then the prize you won’t fail
Find your Grail
Find your Grail!

Father:
Stop that. Stop that. Stop it! No more bloody singing…

Lancelot whacks him on the head

Chorus:
For this is the Show that ends like this!

Inne utwory

  • Find your grail
  • Bells
  • Every sperm is sacred
  • Eric the half-a-bee
  • Sit on my face
  • Laker girls cheer
  • Brave sir Robin
  • Traffic lights
  • Money song
  • Penis song
  • Come with me
  • Lumberjack song
  • Always look on the bright side of life
  • Accountancy shanty
  • Oliver Cromwell
  • Where are you
  • Medical love song
  • All things dull and ugly
  • Losowe utwory

    Love will find a way

    I tell you, no, no mountain is too high & no peak too high to climb
    & no, no place is too remote for true love to find
    I know no, no river is too wide, no matter what people say
    Lord, if love wants to travel to your heart, love will find...

    Ten zimowy czas

    1.
    Śnieg
    Pada kolejny dzień,
    Świat zapadł w zimowy sen...
    Zostaliśmy sami
    Ty i ja

    Patrz,
    jakie smutne oczy ma karp,
    jest mi go żal
    może zrobiłby żart(?)
    Powiedział nam coś tej nocy

    Drogi
    zasypał już śnieg,
    może Święty Mikołaj gdzieś tam
    błąka się,
    maszeruje dzielnie jak żołnierz

    Ref.
    Ciągle pada śnieg,
    niech zasypie nas,
    całkiem miło jest,
    w ten zimowy świąteczny czas
    pada śnieg,
    niech zasypie nas... (x2)

    2.
    Już noc
    w zimowy sen...

    Love goes on

    When I said I love you, baby
    You said knock on wood
    I m afraid I knocked harder
    Than I probably should
    Those mockingbird words got away from me
    Wish I could take them back, yeah

    I wonder how you ve been

    Obok siebie

    Drogi, które miały nas
    Doprowadzić do siebie
    Leżą w poprzek szlaku
    Porozrzucane, porozrzucane

    Rzeki, które miały nas
    Doprowadzić do siebie
    Płyną do swych źródeł
    Poodwracane, poodwracane

    Drzewa, które miały nas
    Chronić przed pomieszaniem
    Pochylone przez wiatr
    Przewracane, przewracane

    Słowa, które miały nas
    Unieść i płynąć nad...

    Possession

    Oh Yeah
    I can t find myself
    When you go away
    Makes me wonder where you are
    Is there someone else
    I just need to know
    This charade has gone too far
    For the first time in my life
    Feel I m...