Monty Python - Eric the half-a-bee

Tekst :

A-one, a-two, a-one, two, three, four

(Spoken):
Half-a-bee, philosophically
Must ipso-facto half not-be.
But half the bee, has got to bee
Vis-a-vis its entity ... d you see?
But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury?

Singing...

La di di, a-one-two-three
Eric The Half-A-Bee
A-B-C-D-E-F-G
Eric The Half-A-Bee
Is this a-wretched demi-bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a managerie?
NO! It s Eric The Half-A-Bee!
A-fiddle-di-dum, a-fiddle-di-dee
Eric The Half-A-Bee
Ho-ho-ho, tee-hee-hee
Eric The Half-A-Bee
I love this hive employ-e-e
Bisected accidentally
One summer afternoon by me
I love him carnally
He loves him carnally
Semi-carnally. The end.

(Spoken):
Cyril Connolly?
No, semi-carnally
Oh
(Sings): Cyril Connolly
(whistles)

Inne utwory

  • Find your grail
  • Bells
  • Every sperm is sacred
  • Sit on my face
  • Laker girls cheer
  • Brave sir Robin
  • Act II finale
  • Traffic lights
  • Money song
  • Penis song
  • Come with me
  • Lumberjack song
  • Always look on the bright side of life
  • Accountancy shanty
  • Oliver Cromwell
  • Where are you
  • Medical love song
  • All things dull and ugly

    • Losowe utwory

    The last shepherd

    Men worked all day to sell me death
    And chain me to their time
    So I took a sheep and began to climb
    To my own heart and breath

    This must be the last good place
    The smoke can t rise so high
    I might be content to die
    Wearing a weathered face

    The song of the hills...

    Angel superior

    It s forever now.
    No turning back point for us.
    from now on you re all i need by my side.
    a brief fairy-tale, storybook-like ending.
    the stars have never shined like tonight.

    So i say:
    Take my hand.
    hold on tight the trip is rough,
    but we ll make it safe,...

    Save your breath

    How could this be right? a half a dozen times i asked myself the same.
    it s nothing you can fight, unless you want to live regretting everyday.
    so raise your glass up to the sky. a thousand cheers is due to say goodbye.
    but no matter how far from...

    Lucky 4 you

    You always say that I have multiple personalities
    I bounce somewhere between dreams and reality
    So where d you dig up the odacity to ask me
    How we ve all been doing
    Since you broke our hearts
    (well so far..)

    Number 5 just...

    Tobie

    Jak ogień, przenikasz mnie
    Ja noszę w sobie, Twoje wszystkie gesty
    Czy mnie słyszysz, kiedy wołam Ciebie
    Odpowiedz...

    I Tobie, oddać chcę
    Wszystkie słowa, dlatego wołam Ciebie

    I nawet gdy nie ma Ciebie-Ty jesteś
    Daleko lecz, tak wyraźnie słyszę każdy szept

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