Monty Python - Medical love song
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Inflammation of the foreskin
Reminds me of your smile
I ve had balanital chancroids
For quite a little while
I gave my heart to NSU [Non-Specific Urethritis]
That lovely night in June
I ache for you, my darling,
And I hope you ll get well soon
My penile warts, your herpes,
My syphilitic sore,
Your monilial infection
How I miss you more and more
Your dobies itch my scrum-pox
Ah, lovely gonorrhea
At least we both were lying
When we said that we were clear
Our syphilitic kisses
Sealed the secret of our tryst
You gave me scrotal pustules
With a quick flick of your wrist
Your trichovaginitis
Sent shivers down my spine
I got snail tracks in my anus
When your spirochetes met mine
Gonococcal urethritis
Streptococcal balanitis
Meningomyelitis
Diplococcal catholitis
Epidydimitis
Interstitial keratitis
Syphilitic coronitis
And anterior ureitis.
My clapped-out genitalia
Is not so bad for me
As the complete and utter failure
Every time I try to pee
My doctor says my buboes
Are the worst he s ever seen
My scrotum s painted orange
And my balls are turning green
My heart is very tender
Though my parts are awful raw
You might have been infected
But you never were a bore
I m dying from your love, my love
I m your spirochætal clown
I ve left my body to science
But I m afraid they ve turned it down.
Gonococcal urethritis
Streptococcal balanitis
Meningomyelitis
Diplococcal catholitis
Epidydimitis
Interstitial keratitis
Syphilitic coronitis
And anterior ureitis.
Inne utwory
Find your grail Bells Every sperm is sacred Eric the half-a-bee Sit on my face Laker girls cheer Brave sir Robin Act II finale Traffic lights Money song Penis song Come with me Lumberjack song Always look on the bright side of life Accountancy shanty Oliver Cromwell Where are you All things dull and ugly Losowe utwory
Chcę wierzyć że
próbujesz jeszcze trochę kochać mnie
bo nie mam siły by zatrzymać Cię
nim staniesz się najbardziej słoną z moich łez
potrzeba mi księżyca Twoich oczu w cieniu brwi
w półmroku nocy ognia włosów by
rozjaśnił mi dopiero przebudzony świt
muszę mieć kawałek Ciebie by móc dalej żyć
Bądź tak ciemno tu bez Ciebie
bądź przy Tobie...
As I go trav ling down life s highway,
whatever course my fortunes may fortell.
I shall not go alone on my way,
for thou shalt always be with me,
Rydell.
When I seek rest from wordly matter,
in palace or in hovel...
Street by street. Block by block. Taking it all back.
The youth immersed in poison - turn the tide counterattack.
Violence against violence, let the roundups begin.
A firestorm to purify the bane that society drowns in. No mercy, no
exceptions, a declaration of total war....
You touched my life
With your softness in the night
My wish was your command
Until you ran out of love
I tell myself I m free
Got the chance of livin just for me
No need to hurry home
Now...
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