Monty Python - Penis song

Tekst :

Isn t it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn t it frightfully good to have a dong?
It s swell to have a stiffy.
It s divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world s biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife s best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don t take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won t come back.

Inne utwory

  • Find your grail
  • Bells
  • Every sperm is sacred
  • Eric the half-a-bee
  • Sit on my face
  • Laker girls cheer
  • Brave sir Robin
  • Act II finale
  • Traffic lights
  • Money song
  • Come with me
  • Lumberjack song
  • Always look on the bright side of life
  • Accountancy shanty
  • Oliver Cromwell
  • Where are you
  • Medical love song
  • All things dull and ugly
  • Losowe utwory

    Lava monster

    Depression sets in again
    I know how that goes
    Nothing seems to work out anymore
    And you hurt so much
    Feel so helpless
    Want to crawl into a hole somewhere
    And just give up
    And just give up
    And just give up,
    But I can’t let you
    Because you never let me
    Let me
    You never let me
    You never let me

    And...

    Rush

    To be the first
    In someones life
    To set the sun and raise the moon
    In someone else s eyes
    To see heaven
    Just for a day
    To hold a moment in your arms
    And never let it slip away
    To leap...

    New Shoes (Postcard)

    Hey Honey
    Cat Got Ya Tongue
    Don t Look So Funny
    Mr. Comedian Jokes On You And
    You Good At Bet So Where s My Money
    I Know You Bet That I d Never Make Move
    So Whys The House Empty
    Lights Off By The End Of This Week
    I Leave Wit Wat I Came Wit Baby
    I Take...

    Cept you & me babe

    Half the people you see these days are talking on cell phones
    driving off the road & bumping into doors
    people used to spend quite a bit of time alone
    i guess nobody s lonely anymore
    cept you & me babe cept you & me

    It s raining sheets of rain everything is...

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    Straciłem powód by żyć

    I teraz chce już zasnąć
    I teraz chce już odejść stąd
    I teraz chce już zasnąć
    I teraz chce już odejść stąd...